Bill Nye opens his mailbox
“BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL” he shouts as he flips through his many house payments due at the end of the month
i just typed “the perks of being a waffle” instead of wallflower
“And I like large parties. They’re so intimate. At small parties there isn’t any privacy.”
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown AND NOW HE’S LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND
*goat screams*
